Can anything on god’s green Internet ever match the naughty delights of Daniel Lavery’s Dirtbag series for The Toast? I seriously doubt it.
In the spirit of both having the occasional nice thing and good artists stealing, here is the first of what I hope can be a semi-occasional series of dirtbag music history.
FRIEND: hey, so i noticed
in your operas, all the women—
PUCCINI: [takes a long audible drag off his cigarette, does not make eye contact]
FRIEND: …die tragically?
PUCCINI: oh wow
do they
that’s crazy
FRIEND: really seems like a pattern
PUCCINI [texting mistress]: no idea what ur talking about
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